I'm starting this blog because most of my friends that blog are assholes. By assholes, I mean they're people that reference NY Times Op-Ed Columnists or that write posts while they have their own dicks in their own mouths. On this blog I will never reference a Times columnists except in really very vulgar ways and I will never write a post while I have my dick in my mouth. Promise. Also, I'll copy edit.
About me: I'm Martin Bernakov of rural New York state with an Ivy League education and my own dick in my mouth (except when I'm blogging). I've been a cultural critic for years, and I'm so critical and so cultural that I've finally decided to take to the internets. Anyway, long story short, I've got hardly anything to say, but I promise never to reference my exercise routine because I don't have one. Look forward to it.
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